SomeeCards often deal with wrinkinsults, which is a humorous take on the aging process where body bits, including the brain, droop or fail to work without assistance. In this respect knotted hankerchiefs, spectacles, hearing aids, boob jobs and Viagara have something in common.  The someecards cover more than just the getting old process  and the website provides a huge range of blanks with lots of images, most in an olde worlde style and individuals put on their own messages, although in truth they are often well known phrases, with or without some personalisation

Happy Birthday to someone who's passed their prime and is riding the ass of over-the-hill

Have fun celebrating the anniversary of your born-on-date knowing you're one year closer to your expiration date